06 November 2008 19:05

Off to The White House...

Well, so there is a new president in The White House and apparently they are going to get a puppy for their girls as a 'reward' for being so good. I'm a little worried about this as puppies shouldn't be given as prizes, we have feelings, needs and concerns
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27 October 2008 12:16

I'm having a howling time!

I'm so sad. I heard this weekend that my football liaison with a pretty girl is off...apparently, she's been 'done'! After all the training I had put in and everything. My tail is definitely between my legs this morning. So, to take my mind off it, I
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23 October 2008 18:27

Prescribe a dog today...

At last! The powers that be have realised that a Dog is good for you. How long has it taken them to work that out, I mean the evidence is all there. Have a Dog and you have to go for a walk everyday as we simply can't walk ourselves. Going for a walk
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17 October 2008 18:57

Blue Peter

So, apparently Blue Peter has been on the TV for 50 years. I did a bit of maths (one of my strong points!) and worked out that in Dog years that is 350 years - wow. The reason that I mention this is because, apparently they have Blue Peter pets and
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15 October 2008 12:23

Toy dogs. What next?

Whatever next? This morning on the tv they were promoting the most popular toys for christmas and horror of all horrors,  there was a large, almost realistic, toy Golden Retriever that seemed to have a mind of it's own and would react to the presenters
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13 October 2008 17:02

Something fishy...

Sorry I've been offline for a week or so, but The Owner went away (again!) and with her the computer, so no blog! Anyway, here I am again after having a marvellous week being looked after by the wonderful Jean who spoils us rotten and even lets Meg sit
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01 October 2008 14:45

No news...

Well there is no news on the girlfriend front even though I have been practising my WAGGING and even got it down to a fine art! Life has been a bit quiet, we did visit Oxshott Woods the other day for our regular walkie for the magazine. What a great
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25 September 2008 18:04

Benson Bites Back

Footballers these days, hey? Always complaining. All they do is get a bit muddy and dig up the grass with the claws on their feet - there always seem to be angry looking men on the sidelines with pitchforks (are they the Owners?).
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22 September 2008 17:05

Caught red pawed!

The ultimate embarrassment: There I was digging away and my rather irate Owner came storming across the garden, armed with her camera. Now my misdemeanours are avaliable for the whole world to see. I feel ever so slightly like a celebrity caught
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22 September 2008 16:03

Hope on the horizon...

Don't hold your breath, BUT, I overheard The Owner talking to her friend, The Blond, the other day while we were out for a walk. Well, The Blond, is a BIG and I mean BIG fan of Chelsea and goes to all their matches. So, it turns out that some of her friends
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18 September 2008 14:59

Food Allergies

Have I told you about my food allergies? No? Well, it all started a year or so ago, when I decided to pull out all my fur from around my rear end (well it is difficult to reach other parts), at the same time I developed some rather nasty sore spots on
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17 September 2008 18:54

Boys toys!

A boy can simply never have too many toys! But, as usual, you do seem to get into trouble for them. At the moment I have got: a chewed up football, tigger (a soft toy tiger), a floppy rabbit, a squeaky blue toy thingy, a bit of rope with a knot in each
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11 September 2008 10:29

I'm safe...

Sorry, I have been a bit remiss in blogging over the past week, but I thought that I'd better keep a low profile after my attempt at gardening last week. You will be pleased to hear that The Owner seems to have forgiven me...so much so that I had another
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01 September 2008 16:10

A 'hole' lot of fun.

I'm in trouble, and I simply cannot understand what all the fuss is about. The Owner has dug up a flower bed and planted some new roses in it - between you and me I think it looks a bit like a public park, but hay ho, who am I to comment on taste? Anyway,
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27 August 2008 19:21

A funny smell....

I'm a bit worried, although there is STILL no call from the BBC, I have been trying to keep myself in tip top shape, just in case. But, recently I have noticed that a funny smell keeps following me around. I have tried hiding from it, but it comes to
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