Whereas some editors love the social side of the job, I'm just not the kind of person who likes going to 'do's...
I invariably say something stupid, trip over or forget someone's name. I'm pretty rubbish at small talk, too, so I generally dread having to represent the magazine at events.
Give me the choice between editing a feature and going to a posh lunch, and I'd choose the former any day of the week.
On Friday evening, however, against all expectations, I had a thoroughly good time at, of all things, a Burns Night Ball.
The event was held at the beautiful Woodlands Park Hotel in Cobham in aid of our own nominated charity, the CHASE children's hospice in Guildford (so in truth I kind of felt obliged to go) .
However, much to my surprise, it turned out to be a brilliant evening. In short, scary small talk was kept to a minimum, and instead we all concentrated on enjoying the stirring sounds of the bagpipe player, drinking lots of drambuie and tucking into haggis (albeit the vegetarian version in my case).
My fellow table companions, who included Sue, the managing director of Woodlands Park, were all excellent company, and a good time was had bv all.
I think my own personal highlight, though, was hitting the dance floor with Surrey Life columnist Max Clifford and his partner Jo, and photographer Alec Kingham. I don't think the historic Woodlands Park had ever quite seen the likes of it before...
Anyway, thank you so much to organiser Wendy White (who, incidentally, should surely be in line for an OBE after raising £40,000 for CHASE in the last year alone) for inviting us along - it really was a cracking night out.